Those “dimples of Venus” have become a favorite attribute of mine.

By Crom, just imagine the warrior sons you get could from her!

Ok, you brought me an issue/problem. I listened and sympathized. You said the same thing again 5 seconds later. I validated your feelings and agreed that it is an egregious error by the third-party. You stated the same thing again another 5 seconds later. I gave you a hug, did the thing you should have already done and then a next step to help get the issue resolved.

You said it again for the fourth time. I initially ignored you and then stated that I am neither responsible for the error nor able to correct it on my own and that I was now done talking about until after you have attempted the next step. Why? Because now you are just complaining and I don’t have to listen to you complainting about things I’m not responsible for. Really I don’t have to listen to any complaints because you are on the basic, no-frills, economy, I’ll get back to you when I fucking feel like it plan, because that is what you have earned.

It was better back then.

Them biscuits is fluffy enough. Better get ’em out of the water for a bit.

Bunch of people in the comments saying, “yeah, this isn’t the first time” or “this isn’t his first rodeo”.

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! If someone just drove off and left me at the store that would be the first and last time that ever happened.

Two of the most famous two from the 70’s.

Oh, 70’s TV… It was the worst of times it was the best of times.

From the vaults. The first vault wasn’t big enough for both Louise and Rhonda.

Lovely Julie to get the week started.

Also:

Saw a lot of Hee-Haw working Saturday evening shifts on Med-Surg floors where the average patient age was 70+.