I’m finally joining the ranks of the freelancers and am now open for business! Contact me for rates (if applicable) and a brief introduction at:
Mwahaha! Come to me, you unsuspecting writers!
Things I’m willing to do:
1) Review your book;
2) Proof or edit your writing;
3) Share a cup of coffee with you.
Things I’m not willing to do:
1) Lie about my feelings after I read your writing (If it made me warm and fuzzy, I’ll let you know. If it made me want to tear my eyes out, we won’t be friends any more.);
2) Overcharge you;
3) Slay a Hydra, steal golden apples, murder a bunch of one-breasted warrior women, or any other Herculean labor you can think of. I’m a reader, not a demigod.
Yeah, well, anyone can hump a lion. But could Hercules have edited a college newspaper written mostly by freshmen for two years? I think not.
If you need something in the first category done, I’m your girl.
litbeetle 
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