Panasonic CEO Begs Pauline Hanson To Please Stop Cooking Steak On Sandwich Press, It Is Just For Sandwich
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Panasonic's CEO has taken the rare step this week of publicly pleading
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One Nation Rocked By In-Fighting As Malcolm Roberts Notices Increasingly Reptilian Behaviour From Pauline
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Last Week’s Spree Of Community Shattering Domestic Violence Murders Apparently Still Not As Important As Whatever These Clowns Are Talking About
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking but hardly surprising news, the nation's political and media class are
Sam Neill Dies After 78 Years Of Living The Skux Life
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City Kids On Day One Of Stay At Nans Deeply Concerned For Their Safety Following Lunch
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A pair of young siblings in rural Queensland are fearing for their safety following a lunch
Government Appalled To Find Prime Grazing Land Without Any Solar Panels On It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW State Government is set to pay close to $5000/ac for some
Local Man Discovers Cure To Adult ADHD: Ten Years Of Playing Club Footy While Mercilessly Hungover
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local carpenter, Joey Bluntstock (28) is what many doctors and fed-up ex-girlfriends would describe
FIFA Assemble Special English Spider Cam At Atlanta Stadium Ahead Of Semi Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the World Cup reaches the pointy end, the organisation in charge of running the tournament
"Wow, Glad We Don't Have A Working Opposition Lol" Says Government After A Week Of Absolute Clangers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister and his cabinet of oddities are resting easy this week after
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City Kids On Day One Of Stay At Nans Deeply Concerned For Their Safety Following Lunch
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A pair of young siblings in rural Queensland are fearing for their safety following a lunch
Local Man Discovers Cure To Adult ADHD: Ten Years Of Playing Club Footy While Mercilessly Hungover
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local carpenter, Joey Bluntstock (28) is what many doctors and fed-up ex-girlfriends would describe
Rumours Swirl In Country Town That Driving Test Officer Will Pass You For A Case
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Some good old fashioned bribery is set to take today as a young L-
Girls Night Hits Its Peak By Lying To Random Men About Their Careers
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Friday night girls night in Betoota’s French Quarter reached the absolute peak when a
The Nation
New Research Suggests 98% Of Sore Losers Also Youngest Child
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A new study out of Betoota University has confirmed sore losers are almost always the youngest
Entire Queensland Pub Wearing Moleskins Trousers In Solidarity With Billy Slater
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Slater-era of Queensland rugby league will be remembered for a lot of reasons. The
7 Hilarious Photos Of The NSW Blues Choking In An Origin Decider
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Brisbane CBD Worker Sprints To Caxton Street Like Matty Bowen In Open Space For A Golden Point Intercept
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THAT'S THE END OF IT!!! Brisbane-based Finance Officer, Darren McCulloch (38) isn'
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Prince Harry Decides He’ll Just Start At Spoons And Kick On All Night After Being Denied Stay At Buckingham Palace
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Buckingham Palace has reportedly denied Prince Harry a place to stay during his UK visit this
Christopher Nolan Earns Rave Reviews For New Film About Powderfinger’s 4th Studio Album
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US Places 1,000,000% Tariff On Belgian Chocolate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The United States were booted from their own World Cup by the rather bizarre
America's Global Standing Now So Poor That Entire World Celebrates Their Loss To History’s Most Barbaric Colonisers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The increasing lack of international support shown towards the United States was on full display today,
Politics
One Nation Rocked By In-Fighting As Malcolm Roberts Notices Increasingly Reptilian Behaviour From Pauline
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of media hypotheticals, it appears the One Nation has officially replaced the Liberal National
Pauline To Turn Around Nose Diving Opinion Polls By Wearing A Burqa In Parliament For A 3rd Time?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you were wondering it yourself, Pauline Hanson has indeed come off the boil. And
QLD Now Worried That There’s Kids About To Begin Life In Prison Who’ve Never Seen A Win At Suncorp
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Queensland licks their wounds from last night's State Of Origin result, the entire
Dai Le MP Says Bob Katter Has Assured Her That He Can Summon Over 10,000 Heavily Armed North Queenslanders In Less Than 24 Hours If The Treasonous Hansonites Attempt To Deport Her Or Any Of Her Constituents From Their
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Homes In Western Sydney's Historic Vietnamese Belt As A Calculated Political Decoy That Distracts
Sports
Softcock English Mate Finally Gets A Semi
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Report: Lleyton And Bec's Boy Is Doing Alright
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In perfectly timed news, there appears to be a new generation of world-beating sporting talent
Queenslander's Happiness Slowly Creeping Back With Wallabies Test At Home On Saturday Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just another suckhole on the train into the city this morning from South Brisbane
Inner City Pub Crowd Makes Far More Noise For 2 Second Clip Of Mary Fowler Than Any Try Scored
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Queenslander had some long standing suspicions confirmed after watching last night’s Origin game from
