The timetraveler sneaking around and following the three kings as they arrive in Bethlehem and while Jesus is going "goo-goo gaa-gaa" around them he slowly turns his head to you peeking out of a bush nearby and tells you to leave before going right back to being a baby
>go back in time to hear one of Jesus's sermons in ancient hebrew
>From across the vast audience, he locks eyes with me
>says in perfect english,
"Go Home. Now."