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J.M. Seaborn
@JMSeaborn
6'4 & bald. 45. Tattoos. I sling smut at writteninkink.com and girlonthenet.com Official representative for leg men on the internet.
London, England He/Him
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Joined September 2021
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Mar 28, 2025
    I don't want you to feel pressure. I want you to feel compelled and brainwashed and like the idea of pleasing me is absolutely the only way to satiate the maddening hunger in your cunt. But I don't want you to feel pressure.
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    May 28, 2025
    Was in the car and a dude in another car caught my attention and gave me a big thumbs up. Wasn't sure why until he then gestured to his (magnificent) beard. Which means he thinks I have a magnificent beard. Men, let's do this more often, you gorgeous mother fuckers.
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    May 9, 2025
    I miss old twitter when I would get drunk and write live stories and get to know folks. Seems like so long ago. (Yes, I'm drunk)
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Mar 9, 2025
    I can't change how your chest feels about having to go into work tomorrow, but I can change how many bruises you'll wear and how much cum you'll be carrying when you do.
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Apr 11, 2025
    14 hour days and more worry than man. I've earned my whisky tonight.
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Feb 22, 2025
    I wrote about the word "Daddy" and why we (I) use it in kink.
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    Why do we use "Daddy" in kink?
    From writteninkink.com
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Feb 2, 2025
    Oh hey twitter. Been a while. Does anyone have the inside track on the kink scene in Edinburgh?
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Jun 25, 2025
    Something I really like about myself: I am just as excited about a Superman movie now, at the age of 44, as I was back in the eighties, wearing out my VHS tapes of the Reeve movies.
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Jul 12, 2025
    Drinking too much whisky and watching Jaws for the 50th. I can't believe Spielberg made this in his late fucking twenties. For all his success and pop culture celebration, this mother fucker remains under rated. What a mad c*nt.
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Aug 18, 2025
    If you were going to go to a sex club/party, & you know that no one there likes the straight white man to show up in straight white man clothes, but you're shy about your body, what outfit would you wear?
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Aug 4, 2025
    My physical and mental health have very rudely decided to catch fire at the same time, which isn't ideal and not something with which have a tonne of experience. I'll be quiet for a beat while see someone about a fire hose, so if you're waiting for a message from me, bear with 🖖
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Apr 15, 2025
    Folks, I'm really tired and I'm starting to flag. I have a bunch more work to complete for a Big Meeting tomorrow. Send me your best work songs and I'll find them on Spotify
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    Mar 14, 2025
    I've had a really bad day and I'm feeling extraordinarily low, so I shall be drinking lots of whisky tonight. Please disregard all posts between the hours of 1900 and 0200. They don't count.
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    J.M. Seaborn
    @JMSeaborn
    May 23, 2025
    Whisky thoughts: Men wearing Superman shirts don't think they're Superman. Stop with that. They just fucking LOVE the bloke.
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