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JPMorgan may start lending against crypto…
Yes, as wild as that sounds, it might actual happen.
Here’s why it matters and why it could shake up the finance industry:🧵
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Mimic professional investment strategies from top asset managers and hedge funds 💸 As seen on Shark Tank (season 17)
- BREAKING 📉 The U.S. added 73,000 jobs in July… but someone hit the brakes. Expecting a job party? More like a quiet after-party. Economists predicted 110,000 new jobs, but only 73,000 showed up.
- Trade tensions continue to heat up. How are global markets responding to fresh tariff threats? Here’s a breakdown of what’s moving stocks, bonds, and currencies:
- Wall Street has had recent climbs based on trade hopes despite weak consumer sentiment. Trade truce keeps optimism alive, but volatility looms. Markets are watching every move, ready for what’s next.
- 🚨 Coiled spring or summer snooze? Charles Payne says the stock market’s on the edge of something big, but is it liftoff or just another fake-out? Either way… Don’t blink. Don’t nap. Parrot’s watching it all for you.
- 🔴 YIELD WATCH: 10-year’s back near 4.3% Treasuries are heating up again, but everyone's pretending it’s “totally chill.” Meanwhile: – Credit’s getting tighter – Mortgages are choking – Risk models are having a midlife crisis Parrot watches the shift before it hits headlines.
- Hold onto your hats, Wall Street earnings are expected to move higher in 2026.
- 🚨 Big banking shakeup! JPMorgan and Bank of America just got subpoenaed over ties to a Chinese military tech firm. Rep. John Moolenaar is calling out JPM CEO Jamie Dimon and Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan for answers.
- Get ready, The White House is about to drop its first major crypto playlist. Uncle Sam’s got new rules for your digital stash. A comprehensive crypto policy report is on the way, and the game is changing.
- If your portfolio’s riding one coin like it’s a personality trait… it’s time to grow up and diversify. Diversification isn’t a vibe… it’s how smart investors stay in the game when the market throws a tantrum.
- Adidas data breach sparks new worries over outsourced data security. The breach came via a third-party customer service provider, raising fresh concerns about outsourcing and data security. 🛡️ Adidas says: - Incident was contained quickly - No financial data was compromised -
- 🔴 ALERT: U.S. consumer spending just dipped again. May numbers are out. Spending fell. Guess those Memorial Day grills were the grand finale. Inflation? Still sticky. Wages? Meh. It’s giving “vibes recession,” but Parrot’s not waiting for the group chat to confirm. We track
- 🔊 Heads up, Wall Street: IBIT became the fastest ETF in U.S. history to hit $80B in AUM, in only 374 days. It now earns more than BlackRock’s own S&P 500 ETF… with fewer assets. Parrot’s infrastructure is built for this kind of momentum. 👉 Stay in the know:
- Microsoft recently joined the $4 trillion club, only Nvidia and now MSFT have the keys! Thanks to AI and cloud computing, Microsoft’s revenue jumped 18% to $76B and net income soared 23% to $34.3B. Satya Nadella is clearly playing 4D chess with tech innovation.
