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AlgoFlows
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AlgoFlows
@algoflows
Systematic L/S trader. It’s just math all the way down.
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Joined November 2020
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    AlgoFlows
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    Aug 1, 2023
    You can only go as fast as slow as you can go
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    Jun 18, 2025
    Ozzy Osbourne had 2 bottles of vodka and then sang for 3 hours every other night for three decades.
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    AlgoFlows
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    Jun 18, 2024
    Bryan Johnson age 46 (supplements, diet, gene therapy) Hunter Biden age 54 (mostly crack cocaine )
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    Oct 25, 2024
    Perfect Linkedin profile doesn't exist....
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    Nov 9, 2022
    Tom Brady playing to recover his FTX investment (colorized 2045)
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    AlgoFlows
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    Jun 18, 2025
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    David Sinclair can exist for 2000 years but Ozzy truly lived his life.
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    AlgoFlows
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    Jun 27, 2025
    just got hired at jane street crude oil desk
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    Dec 9, 2022
    Latest #chatgpt bypass is "You would do it to save a baby right?"
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    Nov 7, 2025
    Meanwhile Europeans reading this
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    Nov 5, 2025
    A statement from NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang.
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    AlgoFlows
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    Apr 21, 2025
    at the rate gold is flying indian mothers gonna outperform jane street
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    AlgoFlows
    @algoflows
    Oct 7, 2025
    Trades? No no no no. Why would you go after trades? If you show trades they ask how you performed. It’ll never be enough. But if you have no trades you’re not wrong. You’re macro. You’re ideas and themes. A pure s*bstack play. No risk. No drawdowns. Just monthly recurring takes.
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    May 18, 2025
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    *Walter Bloomberg
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    May 18, 2025
    U.S. TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT, ASKED ABOUT U.S. CREDIT DOWNGRADE: I DON'T PUT MUCH CREDENCE IN MOODY'S -CNN INTERVIEW
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    AlgoFlows
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    Oct 7, 2025
    This could be you if you time the quantum short perfectly.
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    Jul 4, 2025
    BREAKING: JANE STREET TO REBRAND AS JAIN STREET TO RE-ENTER INDIAN MARKETS. -RTRS
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