Andrew 🎛️🎹🔊
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Andrew 🎛️🎹🔊
@android_stern
Your favorite personality hire’s favorite personality hire.
- it’s weird how some animals are “the good guys” in a very human narrative sense and some are just the bad guys. elephants are the good guys. the line between good and evil extends all the way through the animal world.
- Replying to @pmarcait’s so sad he was like 2 years away from outgrowing his sam harris phase
- Replying to @amazingmapMany replies asking about the zigzag pattern. This is a common misunderstanding. Let me explain: There’s a French guy sitting halfway in a little row boat shouting “you’re swimming on ze wrong side of le channel!”
- Replying to @PopCraveOh my God dude you scared the crap out of me
- Replying to @JoelWBerry and @dalepartridgelet’s be charitable and assume his spellcheck is used to him typing “My husband” a lot
- Replying to @VCBragsI sat down with my grandmother today to break some difficult news. For eighty years, she has faithfully strived to be a pillar of her community, raised seven children with love and care, and devoted herself wholeheartedly to serving the Lord. "Grandma," I began gently, "I'm
- Replying to @BalkanBeautiessputting the flag in my bio as we speak
