"So, go ahead and enjoy women's sports like you would any other sports, because they are sports." - Venus Williams
"Except you, Harrison Butker. We don't need you." - Serena Williams
"At all. Like, ever." - Quinta Brunson #ESPYS
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- Shane Gillis: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died... Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..." #ESPYs
- Chad Johnson on ESPN's First Take: "The two most difficult things in life are hitting a baseball and keeping a woman happy long term."
00:00 - "Harrison Butker... interestingly enough is wide right!" - Rich Eisen 🏈🎙️ #NFL
00:00 - More from Aikman. "He's trying to draw the penalty. Rather than just run out of bounds, he slows down. And that's been the frustration and I get it. I understand it. That's been the frustration for these defensive players around the league."
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01:41"Oh, come on! I mean, he's a runner. I could not disagree with that one more. He barely gets hit." - Troy Aikman "The two Houston players hit each other. That should not have been a foul." - Russell Yurk "They've gotta address it in the offseason..." - Aikman 🏈🎙️🦓 #NFL - A VERY painful 31 seconds of silence after Chip Caray accidentally says slur while reading Disability Pride promo...
00:00 - Steve McMichael is officially inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. 🏈❤️
- Shane Gillis: "They let me do it. This is Disney. They allowed that... Yeah, we should've taken that out. I had doubts going into that. That didn't work all week." #ESPYs
- "I'm gonna have conversations tomorrow with everybody here the Jets and see what they're thinking, and then we'll make a decision before it gets too late in the offseason." - Aaron Rodgers "I love you, Pam." - Rodgers "Love you back." - Pam Oliver
- Reggie Miller not having any of this lame ass technical call for hanging on the rim.
00:00 - "I don't know if I ever made a halftime adjustment in my entire 18-year career. I think that's the biggest myth in football- the halftime adjustments. You go in, you use the restroom, you eat a couple of oranges, and then the head coach says, 'Alright, let's go!'"- Peyton Manning
00:00 - Kirk Herbstreit: "That should be a penalty. Just dressing like that should be a penalty. What the hell is it? Wearing shorts out there?" Chris Fowler: "Short shorts, but not short on distance." Herbstreit: "Got his Daisy Dukes on and puts it right down the middle..."
00:00 - Mel Kiper with an All-Time Mel Kiper rant for the ages on Bryce Young.
00:00 - Charles Barkley: "I don't want to be in no fraternity. A bunch of damn loser dudes getting together all the time... Only losers join fraternities."
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