coolmanvan@cool_man_vanMay 9, 2025how it feels forcing myself to go on my phone all day instead of working. 😢90911011320032022K022K
coolmanvan@cool_man_vanApr 17, 2025the government is putting magnets in my sausages to turn them back to the side i’ve already cooked. #illuminati #stopmovinginthepan110111701721902196.8K06.8K
coolmanvan@cool_man_vanAug 9, 2025shoutout whoever did this 😂 wtfAntifa Public Watch Official@UnmaskedAntifaAug 6, 2025SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS GO GO GO10010606214021412K012K
coolmanvan@cool_man_vanOct 13, 2024Replying to @Falcononytexploding you with my mind in 3… 2… 1… 💥60650516501652.6K02.6K
coolmanvan@cool_man_vanNov 7, 2024and these are ATHLETIC SHORTS (for runnin on the plug) duh fiytb00:001501590916401647.9K07.9K