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Holly Brockwell
@holly
Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice. [email protected]
Nottingham, England
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Jan 21, 2022
    Apparently I was taking pictures of the wrong cat 🤣
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Apr 23, 2022
    Ooh absolutely this
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Nov 6, 2021
    I maintain that my method of applying vinegar to chips is supreme
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Apr 14, 2024
    Buying a fidget spinner for my cat, part 1: confusion
    A floofy demon staring at a spinning fidget spinner with her best WTF face
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Jul 5, 2024
    "Why do you stay up for the election, you could just get the result in the morning" This. This is why.
    A man from the actual Victorian era stands befuddledly next to the love child of Mr Blobby and a full English. This is genuinely how British elections look, and I couldn't love it more
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Jan 20, 2023
    Paul it is a TOILET not a BEACH
    Ridiculous tuxedo cat laying in the litter tray because he's a filthy little weirdo
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Oct 29, 2024
    I guess she got remarried
    Picture of a basket of hyacinths on my kitchen worktop with a label saying "hyacinth basket." If you don't get the joke it's because it's from an old British TV show called Keeping Up Appearances, whose main character is called Hyacinth Bucket ("it's pronounced BOUQUET!")
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Sep 10, 2022
    Everything is very normal here on Normal Island
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Jun 24, 2019
    "Street! Street! Street!"
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Nov 19, 2024
    Met a lady whose cat got neutered after he was fully grown -- please appreciate the biggest pre-op beef cheeks the world has ever seen
    OK so in the first photo the cat still has his big boy cheeks, they tend to go down after they get the snip. Stray male beef cheeks are always massive but this dude has like two extra head's worth of cheeks. He is, like Hey Arnold's nickname, a football-head (American football, obviously). He is like a giant hamster that ate his entire neighbourhood. It's incredible. The post-op picture is just, like, a normal tabby cat. Hormones man
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Mar 10, 2021
    Replying to @holly
    "Not all men" attack but all women experience it. And we are so, so done with you saying we just need to avoid certain roads or dress a certain way. I live five minutes from where Sarah disappeared. It's safe and prosperous. She was wearing walking gear. And she's gone.
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Jun 4, 2020
    A little kid has just rung into @mrjamesob's show and asked why, if Cinderella's shoe fit her perfectly, it fell off. Mind. Blown.
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Jul 20, 2019
    Wait, WHAT? Americans, can you confirm?
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    Holly Brockwell
    @holly
    Dec 22, 2022
    This cockatiel's song is the best bop I've heard all year
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