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Jordi Hays
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Jordi Hays
TBPN
@jordihays
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Joined November 2015
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    Jordi Hays
    TBPN
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    Dec 8, 2025
    FYI: There are a number of websites selling counterfeit @tbpn merch. Our lawyer has taken down a lot of them but they keep popping up. If you purchased, I recommend pursuing a charge back asap. We have never sold merch and if/when we do it'll be available only on tbpn dot com.
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    Feb 17, 2025
    real
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    Feb 16, 2025
    (Elon unhooking your bra) wow your creator payout is going to be huge next month
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    Jordi Hays
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    Jul 17, 2025
    Startup CEOs can’t even hug their chief people officer at a concert in this country anymore
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    Jordi Hays
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    Mar 26, 2025
    good morning
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    Feb 22, 2025
    cooked
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    Feb 6, 2025
    Karl Marx failed to considered that making money with your boys is the most fun activity on earth
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    Jordi Hays
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    @jordihays
    Feb 16, 2025
    (Elon unhooking your bra) wow your creator payout is going to be huge next month
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    Jordi Hays
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    @jordihays
    May 9, 2025
    I'm sick of food products with long lists of ingredients that I don't understand. Someone should make a protein bar with just the following: -whey protein (50g) -caffeine (300mg) -nicotine (6mg) -testosterone (200mg) -adderral (20mg IR)
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    Jordi Hays
    TBPN
    @jordihays
    Feb 8, 2025
    Simple mental health tricks for men: -jet skiing -buying a new jacket -large incoming wire transfer -thumbs up emoji from dad -Porsche 911 GT3RS Weissach -90+ eight sleep fitness score -Diet Coke -360 no scoping your best friend -meditating to palantir earnings call
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    Jordi Hays
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    May 18, 2025
    Karl Marx failed to consider the sound a naturally aspirated V12 would make
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    Jordi Hays
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    Jul 25, 2025
    Spoke too soon
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    Jordi Hays
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    @jordihays
    Jul 23, 2025
    Founder of Tea Dating Advice was a previously a product leader at Salesforce Massive moment for big tech PMs Never doubt them again
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    Jordi Hays
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    Feb 4, 2025
    Apple is giving up on VR, their current marketing is laughable, and they're sitting on $162B of cash. At this point they should just buy an F1 team, sign Verstappen, and win some championships. If we're entertained maybe we'll forget about the company they used to be.
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    Jordi Hays
    TBPN
    @jordihays
    Jun 23, 2025
    If your CEO has a "work computer" and a "personal computer" it's time to start polishing your resume
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    Jordi Hays
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    @jordihays
    Aug 7, 2025
    I'm updating my timelines. You now have have at least 4 years to escape the permanent underclass
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