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trash jones
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trash jones
@jzux
full-time music supervisor, part-time idiot
- if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns
- I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🎉🎉🎉😍😍 they’re gonna use me for cadaver practice
- no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home
- I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!
- wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other
- deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)
- the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job
- feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
- so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww
- well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it
- HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!
