Pinnedpj@pjayevansJan 10, 2023cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely357035712K012K164K0164K7.8M07.8M
pj@pjayevansSep 8, 2022Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa371037134K034K384K0384K
pj@pjayevansJun 6, 2020if someone at my job murdered someone and continued working at my job, i would quit my job218021852K052K265K0265K
pj@pjayevansDec 25, 2024My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.218021811K011K264K0264K5.7M05.7M
pj@pjayevansNov 5, 2024You couldn’t possibly know thatJD Vance@JDVanceNov 5, 2024Atlas turns 1 today. You know what he wants for his birthday? For you to get out there and vote for Donald J. Trump for president (and his dad for veep)47604763.4K03.4K193K0193K6.6M06.6M
pj@pjayevansOct 14, 2022Hey dude I was hoping you could watch me from 3-8 tonight my gf is going to hang out with her friends and I get afraid9309310K010K186K0186K
pj@pjayevansJul 19, 202295% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there279027914K014K181K0181K
pj@pjayevansOct 12, 2020the amityville horror house, where 6 people were murdered, feels the need to decorate for halloween356035619K019K176K0176K
pj@pjayevansSep 16, 2022Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan9509517K017K169K0169K
