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Michael Zimmermann
@zimm3rmann
Christian, husband, dad. Opinions are my own, obviously.
Georgetown, TX
Joined February 2011
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Feb 21, 2025
    Replying to @JOKAQARMY1
    Lmfao, now we’ve got building deniers? For buildings that aren’t even 100 years old?
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Aug 5, 2024
    Replying to @rik_ferguson
    It’s not about how he or their team actually performed, it’s the aesthetic. She doesn’t possess the same vibe that made him into a meme. Also the whole misogyny argument you’re trying to set up falls flat when the athlete from South Korea also went viral at the same time.
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @m_franceschetti
    Is 16+gb/mo a normal amount of telemetry? Can you not do any local compute of “get hot” or “get cold” with a multi core processor and multiple gigabytes of memory? Can’t just repeat the previous nights settings? It’s bad enough that you slapped a $200/yr subscription on things,
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Aug 12, 2023
    I’ve seen a flight crew on a flight to Ontario California make it very clear to everyone on the plane before closing the door that we would be heading to California and not Canada. Worth clarifying with some cities!
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Dec 16, 2024
    Replying to @oodhamboi
    Nice olive you’ve got there
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Sep 5, 2025
    Replying to @youwouldntpost
    If there’s an HVAC system failure or can’t maintain temperature it notifies the owner of the vehicle every minute. How long did they leave their pets in the car without paying any attention to anything? It’s for quick stops, not leaving your pet and forgetting about them.
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Aug 10, 2025
    Replying to @RepMikeCollins
    Fly high. Rest in peace Russell.
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Aug 7, 2025
    Replying to @growing_daniel
    Also majority of conservation in Africa is funded by wealthy hunters being allowed to kill select older animals. An overall good.
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Oct 25, 2024
    Replying to @anticarsls
    If I get picked up in the bicycle ambulance I’m dying in there out of spite
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Jul 17, 2023
    Replying to @uncledoomer
    Recently in Germany got looked at like I was insane when I asked for a large glass of tap water. I don’t want to pay €4 for a thimble of water!
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Feb 17, 2023
    Replying to @alpharivelino
    Y’all think way too much about other people’s relationships and shit that doesn’t impact your life at all.
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Sep 24, 2025
    Replying to @Andr3jH
    The truth is actually worse, he got into Linux.
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Nov 17, 2024
    Replying to @AJDelgado13
    He had 3 different surnames due to a childhood filled with abuse. His name hasn’t changed once as an adult. Incredibly shitty thing to try and exploit.
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Dec 14, 2024
    Replying to @BowTiedBroke
    The shitty wooden coaster market is crashing
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