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Chloe Condon
@ChloeCondon
Developer Advocate @Workato / recovering musical theatre girl 👩‍💻🎭🎶 prev: @Google @Microsoft 📎 Current meme sommelier ✨🖼️
Oakland, CA
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    Chloe Condon
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    Mar 29, 2024
    Me after I hit the "End Meeting" button and return back to my true form
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    Chloe Condon
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    Aug 2, 2024
    "Do you have a minute to hop on a video chat?" Me, in work from home goblin mode:
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    Chloe Condon
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    Nov 15, 2019
    TECH CONFERENCE PRO-TIP 📢: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever walk up to two women at a booth and open the conversation with "so- HR or recruiting?" It's 2019, do better my dudes. 😐😑
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    Chloe Condon
    @ChloeCondon
    Jul 26, 2021
    Every boyfriend I had in my 20s:
    Record with sign on it that says "does not work but could be fun to fix!"
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    Chloe Condon
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    Jul 7, 2018
    When entry level positions require extensive prior experience:
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    Chloe Condon
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    Feb 5, 2020
    💡📎 "It looks like you're trying to accessorize... would you like help?" 📎💭
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    Chloe Condon
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    Dec 30, 2020
    If u ever receive a package from someone with ADHD, just know that the item stared at them from days/weeks/months in a hallway/on a desk/table/kitchen island, it took an immense amount of emotional strength to make the shipping label, and they must care for u a lot 🥺📦💙🎁
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    Chloe Condon
    @ChloeCondon
    Aug 13, 2022
    Shout-out to everyone on-call, but still trying to have a "normal" weekend:
    A cartoon man with his backpack
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    Chloe Condon
    @ChloeCondon
    Jan 11, 2019
    Wow. I've been harassed online before, but @teemedlin- I have no idea who you are, nor was I at a conference/meet-up/event w/ you 4 days ago. Lying about this is next level- also, ++ photo is from my @NewCo article I published years ago/from a conference 3 years ago. Get a life.
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    Chloe Condon
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    May 23, 2024
    Working in tech as of late:
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    Chloe Condon
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    Feb 21, 2019
    Ya girl got business cards 😎📎☁️
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    Chloe Condon
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    Nov 29, 2020
    Ain't no weekend like an ADHD weekend, cuz an ADHD weekend won't feel "good" unless you operate at peak productivity due to unrelenting personal standards 🥳😳⚰️
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    Chloe Condon
    @ChloeCondon
    Apr 25, 2018
    Me, 22, @ a Silicon Vally party 👧🏼: Wow! These people are so PASSIONATE about tech! & they're so FIT! Just look at them exercise at this party! Wow! Their enthusiasm & energy is contagious! Me, now, at age 28, remembering this 🤦🏼‍♀️: Coke. Those people were 💯% on coke.
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    Chloe Condon
    @ChloeCondon
    Feb 18, 2019
    We are overdue for a reverse gender "My Fair Lady" where a software engineer bets she can teach *anyone* to code, and is tasked with making an SF man selling unlicensed Warriors gear on Powell street into a developer at Google. 🎶👩🏼‍💻 And yes, it's a musical.

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