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Me after I hit the "End Meeting" button and return back to my true form
Chloe Condon
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Chloe Condon
@ChloeCondon
Developer Advocate @Workato / recovering musical theatre girl 👩💻🎭🎶 prev: @Google @Microsoft 📎 Current meme sommelier ✨🖼️
- "Do you have a minute to hop on a video chat?" Me, in work from home goblin mode:
- TECH CONFERENCE PRO-TIP 📢: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever walk up to two women at a booth and open the conversation with "so- HR or recruiting?" It's 2019, do better my dudes. 😐😑
- 💡📎 "It looks like you're trying to accessorize... would you like help?" 📎💭
- If u ever receive a package from someone with ADHD, just know that the item stared at them from days/weeks/months in a hallway/on a desk/table/kitchen island, it took an immense amount of emotional strength to make the shipping label, and they must care for u a lot 🥺📦💙🎁
- Shout-out to everyone on-call, but still trying to have a "normal" weekend:
- Wow. I've been harassed online before, but @teemedlin- I have no idea who you are, nor was I at a conference/meet-up/event w/ you 4 days ago. Lying about this is next level- also, ++ photo is from my @NewCo article I published years ago/from a conference 3 years ago. Get a life.
- Ain't no weekend like an ADHD weekend, cuz an ADHD weekend won't feel "good" unless you operate at peak productivity due to unrelenting personal standards 🥳😳⚰️
- Me, 22, @ a Silicon Vally party 👧🏼: Wow! These people are so PASSIONATE about tech! & they're so FIT! Just look at them exercise at this party! Wow! Their enthusiasm & energy is contagious! Me, now, at age 28, remembering this 🤦🏼♀️: Coke. Those people were 💯% on coke.
- We are overdue for a reverse gender "My Fair Lady" where a software engineer bets she can teach *anyone* to code, and is tasked with making an SF man selling unlicensed Warriors gear on Powell street into a developer at Google. 🎶👩🏼💻 And yes, it's a musical.
