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Chuck Bass
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- My 0-4 fantasy football team getting its first win because the other guy is going through a messy divorce and isn't checking his lineups
- Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores x.com/ViralityClips/…Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThis post contains an ad for Stake, a gambling website, which is a violation of the X terms of service. x.com/en/tos
- Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.
- My dad took an edible on vacation and accidentally watched the Week 4 Bills/Ravens rerun on NFL Network.
- My 0-5 fantasy team getting its first win because the other guy forgot to set his lineup after his DUI
- She can't refuse
- When I see a 90 pound Vietnamese blackjack dealer with no one at the her table at 9PM on Friday.“i’m not scared of you” 😭😭😭😭
00:00 - Cleveland liquor store owners when they see the Browns QB depth chart every year.
00:00 - No allegations No scandals No arrests No drama Just some damn fine unprotected sex.
- If I send you this, it means I'm an 8 time Super Bowl champ that's dating a prostitute I met online in Miami.
- Jalen Hurts whenever Saquon is tackled at the 1 yard line
00:00 - If the Chiefs win, Mahomes officially becomes the GOAT If the Bills win, Josh Allen ascends Burrow & Lamar to join Mahomes at the top If the Commanders win, Jayden Daniels will be immortalized in sports history If the Eagles win, we'll all just quickly move on with our lives
