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“Bad” Billy Pratt
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“Bad” Billy Pratt
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Essays on the little private truths of dating, sex, nostalgia, aging, and being alive after the internet ruined everyone
more of my bullshit👇
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Jun 18
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    I Want to Like Baseball (I Will Never Like Baseball)
    I want to like baseball, is what I told my dad. June was on its way to July. School had just gotten out. It was still early enough in the season for idyllic fantasies of summer to play out in full and...
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Aug 11, 2025
    The average person can do most jobs without the bullshit of gatekeeping degrees
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Aug 4, 2024
    Welcome to Hell
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Aug 16, 2024
    🚨🚨TIMELINE CLEANSE🚨🚨
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Oct 26, 2024
    You gotta keep all that to yourself, cowboy
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    May 15, 2024
    What if I told you there were a secret third reason?
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Mar 11, 2025
    Imagine hover handing a literal prostitute
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    May 4, 2024
    🚨🚨timeline cleanse🚨🚨
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Jun 3, 2024
    Should he open the relationship? LMAO
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    May 3, 2024
    The world has porn brain— porn brain is the modern default
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Nov 22, 2024
    THERE WERE SIGNS
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Mar 24, 2025
    MAYBE A HUG IN PRIVATE
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Jul 29, 2024
    The internet has legit blown the egos of real feel mids into outer space
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    “Bad” Billy Pratt
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    Oct 9, 2024
    A hero emerges…
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