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Prison Mitch
@Prisonmitch
Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.
The Free State of Florida
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    Prison Mitch
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    Jan 24, 2025
    Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:
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    Chief Nerd
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    Prison Mitch
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    Mar 6, 2025
    This is getting ridiculous.
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    Prison Mitch
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    Mar 7, 2025
    Scientists at Stanford University have released news images of what Jesus may have looked like based on electron microscope scans of the Shroud of Turin.
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    Prison Mitch
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    Mar 2, 2025
    When I see someone post. “I stand with Ukraine.”
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    Prison Mitch
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    Jul 21, 2024
    🚨Breaking Now🚨: President Joe Biden makes his first video address following dropping out of the Presidential race.
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    Prison Mitch
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    Jul 17, 2025
    My X timeline today:
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    Prison Mitch
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    Apr 2, 2025
    Shinzo Abe seeing a 24% tariff on Japan:
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    Rapid Response 47
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    Apr 2, 2025
    FULL LIST: Liberation Day
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    The Trump admin presents "Tariffs Charged to the USA" as foreign tariff rates, but they are not. They are calculated by taking the US trade deficit with a country, dividing by their exports to the US, then usually halving the result—or just using a base rate of 10%. cnbc.com/2025/04/03/how… edition.cnn.com/politics/live-… politico.eu/article/donald… yahoo.com/news/trump-cal…
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    Prison Mitch
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    Nov 27, 2024
    The front of the The back of the Christmas tree: Christmas tree:
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    Prison Mitch
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    Sep 27, 2024
    For every 1,000 likes, I’ll make Zelenskyy smaller.
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    Prison Mitch
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    May 13, 2024
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    Amtrak
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    May 12, 2024
    I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a train mom.
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    Prison Mitch
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    Mar 4, 2025
    “That’s a keeper.”
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    Prison Mitch
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    Sep 20, 2025
    “You’ve just created a million Jimmy Kimmels”
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    Prison Mitch
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    Jun 12, 2024
    Floridians RN:
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    Mila Joy
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    Jun 10, 2024
    There's a Russian naval group, including a nuclear submarine, off the coast of Florida right now.
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