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Samperson
@SamNChiet
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    @SamNChiet
    Dec 16, 2025
    transform your cursor into ANY image - tutorial (WORKING 2020)
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    @SamNChiet
    Jan 29, 2020
    I made a goose that destroys your computer Download it free here: samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose
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    @SamNChiet
    Aug 31, 2024
    please stop making that
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    pirxOS | FUMES
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    Aug 31, 2024
    This picture inspired a little video game I'm making.
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    @SamNChiet
    Oct 9, 2022
    i got DOOM running inside Notepad at 60fps
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    @SamNChiet
    Aug 16, 2025
    this tweet shitting on grok users for not being able to make a blue egg singlehandedly caused a 23x spike in traffic to the cat paw cursor
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    Aug 14, 2025
    you can literally do this in any app that has layer modes
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    @SamNChiet
    May 15, 2022
    if you scrolled past before 25 seconds, you missed the plot twist of the century.
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    Squirrel with a Gun🔫🐿️🏳️‍⚧️Switch2/PC/PS5/XBX!
    @QuiteDan
    May 15, 2022
    Trying grooms in #UnrealEngine5! 🔫🐿️ Squirrel is still a Blender rig, but Houdini handles the fur. This was extremely challenging, but very fun to explore! #indiedev #gamedev #UnrealEngine #blender3d #Houdini #screenshotsaturday
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    @SamNChiet
    Sep 15, 2021
    steve ???
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    @SamNChiet
    Jul 27, 2022
    the most deranged decision a game developer has ever made, and i say this with love, was how titanfall refused to ban any cheaters and instead screwed the matchmaking to only pair them with *other hackers*, leading to the steroid olympics of multiplayer games
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    @SamNChiet
    Dec 29, 2022
    "u must have awesome war stories from your gamedev career" i once worked on a project where this file just named "penis" was checked into the version control not "penis.txt" or whatever. just "penis". it was zero bytes and if anyone tried to delete it the entire project corrupted
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    Jan 5, 2025
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    @SamNChiet
    Jul 19, 2023
    every once in a while i think about the catgirl vtuber programming graphics card drivers from scratch
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    @SamNChiet
    Apr 3, 2023
    someone installed OBS on a walmart demo computer it's been live for 12 hours with no sign of stopping there are over 800 people watching the world is a good place
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    @SamNChiet
    Oct 9, 2022
    please, "Someone" was my father's name
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    The Escapist
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    Oct 9, 2022
    Someone Got Doom Running in Notepad at 60 FPS, Somehow escapistmagazine.com/doom-notepad-r…
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    @SamNChiet
    Dec 8, 2023
    Gamedev here - Every single time I've advocated for releasing tools like this, we have to hold a discussion about this scenario, and it is always extremely funny
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