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gabe
@allgarbled
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Jun 2, 2025
    “Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Feb 19, 2025
    My girlfriend doesn’t drive and doesn’t know any car brands, but every so often she sees a car and goes “ooh I like that one” and 100% of the time it’s a Mercedes Benz, always
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Sep 15, 2025
    As a child I always figured that to get your driver’s license the government would test you on some kind of closed course, like a little disneyland village, because it was logically impossible that they would let you drive on public roads before you got your license
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    djcows
    @djcows
    Sep 15, 2025
    this is where i got my drivers licence
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Dec 3, 2023
    one of my worst fears is somebody telling me we don’t need to eat because there is going to be “food” at a party, and then we show up and it’s actually a block of brie and 10 slices of salami
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Feb 25, 2025
    I’m not saying there’s really any other good option, but every day ignoring people in various states of addiction and destitution while you walk by them on the street is probably corrosive to your soul
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Sep 3, 2025
    I heard somebody say “feed two birds with one scone” recently, and it made me realize that woke is not dead
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Oct 10, 2025
    Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Jun 30, 2025
    As a person without kids, one of the most common things I hear new-ish parents say is that in retrospect they should have just started having kids younger
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Nov 6, 2024
    elon drafting his “what did you get done this week?” emails to the head of every federal agency right now
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    May 20, 2024
    pov you took a 1000 mg edible before going to your job as a trader joe’s cashier
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    Jim Fan
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    Jim Fan
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    May 4, 2025
    The problem with “steakhouse” as a concept is that steak is legitimately one of the easiest things to cook yourself, and you pay what, like a 3x markup to get it at a restaurant? I usually like to pay the extra money for something that I’m less likely to make at home
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Sep 30, 2025
    “everybody wants to be a writer, nobody wants to read” This was, in fact, exactly what the author said in the second sentence of that post. Thus proving the point pretty well.
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    alex lei
    @alexL_E_I
    Sep 29, 2025
    saw a substack post titled “everyone wants to be a DJ, no one wants to dance” to which i would posit “everybody wants to be a writer, nobody wants to read”
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    Aug 4, 2025
    >there is no real meaning to dreams. >Your brain makes up a story >using memories, experiences, fears, concerns, etc. >memories >experiences, fears, concerns >etc. >no real meaning
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    gabe
    @allgarbled
    May 21, 2024
    if you ever need a little confidence boost just remember you can always play rock paper scissors with chatgpt
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