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Alex Cohen

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Alex Cohen

@anothercohen

Now: Co-founder @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire

Austin, TX

Joined April 2012

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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Sep 4, 2025
Excited to share that we've raised a $22.5m Series A for Hello Patient, led by Scale Venture Partners. This is by far the worst announcement video I've ever made. I can't believe our lead investor agreed to this
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Sep 2, 2025
Our lead investor and I have a big announcement to share. Thursday, 9AM PT.
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Nov 18, 2022
I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Sep 30, 2023
This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas. This may be the most insane concert venue ever built
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jul 6, 2024
This is your periodic reminder that hotels are incredibly superior to Airbnbs
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jul 17, 2025
I was fired from Astronomer today. I ran our company’s events team. Turns out our CEO and Head of HR were having an affair and got caught at the Coldplay concert that I bought the company tickets to. They blamed me for getting caught and fired me on the spot. Taking some
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Mar 27, 2025
Still incredible to me that LinkedIn doesn’t add any verification to prove you work or previously worked at a company. You can literally just say you worked anywhere
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Feb 4, 2025
If you’re more angry that a handful of 22 year old software engineers are writing code to uncover fraudulent government spending than at the people who are fraudulently spending your hard earned taxes, it’s time to do some soul searching
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jun 5, 2025
This is drake vs kendrick for republicans
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jul 27, 2024
Your periodic reminder that hotels are superior to Airbnbs
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jan 12, 2023
I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jul 24, 2023
I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next. If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jan 4, 2024
Fuck it, here are the best Stephen Hawking Epstein Island memes of the last 24 hours:
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Jul 24, 2025
Raw dogging work today. - No internet - No laptop - No meetings Just 8 hours of staring at blank monitors until my boss says something
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen
Oct 9, 2024
Waffle House has a Storm Center with an entire operations team that is so good at their job they assist FEMA during hurricanes. The European mind cannot comprehend this
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