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Avraham Eisenberg
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Avraham Eisenberg
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Applied game theorist. blog occasionally at deepfivalue.substack.com, formerly misinfounderload.substack.com "not ... a very serious person" - Scott Alexander
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    Avraham Eisenberg
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    Jan 24, 2022
    How our team makes millions in crypto risk-free
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    How our team makes millions in crypto risk-free
    From deepfivalue.substack.com
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Oct 23, 2022
    The other day I deployed a shitcoin called Mango Inu and did absolutely no promotion. It got over 250k invested/gambled in like a half hour. We're still so far away from the bottom. (to be clear if you buy this you will definitely lose all your money)
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Oct 22, 2022
    if you're 25-30 and your main circle isn't talking about Market making illiquid shitcoins Insider trading Wash trading nfts Shorting ponzis It's time to get yourself a new circle
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Oct 26, 2022
    I DO NOT ALLOW @elonmusk or any other Elon related person to use my photos, information, messages or tweets, both in the past and in the future.
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Oct 15, 2022
    Statement on recent events: I was involved with a team that operated a highly profitable trading strategy last week.
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    Avraham Eisenberg
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    Nov 22, 2022
    Couple more liquidations then up only
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Oct 18, 2022
    So guys are there lending protocols on Aptos
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Oct 19, 2022
    I've been advised aave is perfectly safe so here's the potential trading strategy. Not financial or legal advice, but if you do make 9 figures on this feel free to send a tip Note that starting with more initial capital increases success odds and profit percentage
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Nov 24, 2022
    Some reading material this holiday season: 1. Moral Heuristics and the Ends/Means Distinction by Barbara Fried 2. Domestic Partner Benefits: A Case Study by Barbara Fried 3. Facing Up To Risk by Barbara Fried 4. Against Empathy by Barbara Fried 5. Beyond Blame by Barbara Fried
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Dec 14, 2022
    If you bought Bitcoin at 69k and held your own keys, you'd be down 75%, while if you bought USDC and gave it to Voyager you could sell your claim now and be down only 60% (less, because you'd also get interest). Lesson: never self custody. Not your keys, not your problem.
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Dec 24, 2022
    Are my followers in the 6%
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    Avraham Eisenberg
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    Nov 8, 2022
    Where were you during the epic Asians vs Jews 5d chess war of the decade of November 2022
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Oct 23, 2022
    If you work hard and study you too can create deploy and rugpull a basic BNB shitcoin
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    Avraham Eisenberg
    @avi_eisen
    Nov 27, 2022
    You wake up. It was all a dream. Caroline found $8B in a properly labelled fiat account and took FTT private at $22. Genesis just raised their USDC rates to 12%. Weth is still pegged. Sam closes on the voyager deal at the picobottom then everyone max bids. Life is good.

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