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Josh Cincinnati
@bitbanter
Renersatz Man. President of the @interchain_io Foundation Council. President of the @MinaFoundation board. Mostly not serious on here (mostly).
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Dec 18, 2025
    This is my favorite time of the year, for many reasons, not least of which is logging off for an extended period of time from this hellsite. Wish you all a wonderful holiday, and see you sometime in 2026!
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Dec 22, 2024
    Logging off for my annual "break from Twitter for the holidays." Been doing this for a few years now — last year my holiday twitter break lasted ~3 months. Anyway if you need to reach me...you probably don't need to reach me. See you (sometime) in 2025!
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Apr 10, 2024
    god-level low latency into US-East-2 though
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    John Pompliano
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    Apr 10, 2024
    Amazon building a data center right behind homes in Virginia. If you’re going to buy a home next to an empty lot, make sure to do thorough due diligence.
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Jul 23, 2021
    My cover letter for the @amazon blockchain job. 🤞 🚀
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Oct 15, 2025
    just got fired from Paxos. my job was to count decimal places and typecast uint256s. looking for work starting in January 2026000000000000.
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Feb 18, 2021
    Replying to @EricHolthaus
    This is the most absurd, worst take I’ve ever seen, and I’ve visited Twitter dot com every day for the last eight years.
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Jun 16, 2022
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Jun 8, 2022
    ETH friends: congrats on this. seriously.
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Jun 6, 2025
    Odd that Peter Schiff doesn't like bitcoin, given that it's still young enough for him to find attractive
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Apr 21, 2022
    an algorithmic stablecoin enforced by a standing army
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Nov 15, 2020
    At the risk of angering everyone, I fixed @PayPal's cryptocurrency descriptions. You're welcome all.
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    May 16, 2022
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Aug 6, 2021
    The year is 2030. Chinese citizens use VPNs to access the global web, American citizens use VPNs to access global finance. VPN companies constitute 70% of the S&P 500 by market cap.
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Apr 1, 2021
    My friend just tried to mint an NFT for an inside work joke and so far it's cost him $90, nothing has happened, and his debit cards are now locked. This is the future of finance and art.
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    Josh Cincinnati
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    Oct 13, 2021
    The IRS is about to invade every bank account with more than $600 in it, violating our privacy en masse for the most specious excuses. Guess what they can’t surveil? You guessed it: tungsten cubes.