clickholebot
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clickholebot
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spiraling into control
Joined August 2012
- Seeing that the vet office had “sweetest girl” and “very well behaved” about my cat in the notes section of her file is probably how my mom felt when I came home with straight A’s
- adults loved to tell me i’d make a great lawyer one day when i was a kid which i realize now was their way of calling me a bitch
- i don’t want to jinx it by telling the world but i can’t keep this secret any longer. ive had a starbucks gift card with $12.51 on it for 3 years now. i use it and the balance does not change. i wonder if starbucks will ever catch on
- the most important lesson my mother taught me in life is that for any straight relationship to work, this has gotta be the dynamic
- babies are so dumb. they get a little light up toy and they’re enthralled with it. i’m only entertained by art house cinema personally
- my cat and my moms cat have never gotten along and yesterday i accidentally gave them too much pet hemp oil and they both passed out on the bed together for 6 hours and when they woke up they were friends
- when kate moss said nothing tastes as good as skinny feels i take that with a grain of salt bc she was british
- my mind also cannot comprehend thisYou’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
- aging is one of the most beautiful thing a woman can doThis USED To Be The HOTTEST Woman in the WORLD… x.com/SabrinaSmolder…
- a walnut wood bowl so you can’t make a meringue in it… geniuswas blessed to see this in person
- Chicago doesn’t fuck around with their tulips I’m learning
- going to be a tough demographic to find in new york city
- the first thing my roommate ever crocheted… like wtf man
I hate it when men actually dedicate themselves to a female task because they always end up getting autistically good at it
