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Zach Holman
@holman
building @signedco and calendearing.com. investing: tifo.com. ownership: @oaklandrootssc and @cagliaricalcio. formerly: @github, @gitlab.
San Francisco, CA
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Joined December 2007
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    Zach Holman
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    Feb 20
    Replying to @holman
    I've invested in 233 companies and Signed tracks 'em, ingests investor updates, triages leads, diligences new startups, and all this other stuff I couldn't do before; makes me giddy to use it, lol. Dogfooding rules. Beta's now; waitlist is now open:
    signed.com
    Portfolio tracking for angel investors – Signed
    Automate your job before your portfolio company does. Performance tracking, AI diligence, investor updates, pitch triage, and tax reporting for angel investors.
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    Zach Holman
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    Apr 9, 2021
    "my laundry machine uses gigabytes of traffic every day" is another one of those fun things we can say now that we live in The Future™
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    Zach Holman
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    Feb 14, 2022
    The /r/ubiquiti subreddit has been going back and forth the last few days on who can make the shortest ethernet cable and it’s been seriously cracking me up.
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    Zach Holman
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    Dec 6, 2021
    Hi! I'm from the future! Here's a slide from a pitch deck for a hot new startup.
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    Zach Holman
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    Dec 24, 2016
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    can’t tell if these are real tweets anymore or this is your teenage diary
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    Zach Holman
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    Nov 14, 2022
    Pretty incredible thread where Elon confuses how GraphQL works, thinks the Android client itself is making one thousand requests, and then publicly fires an employee who corrects him. Twitter's doing great, tho
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    ahmet alp balkan
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    Nov 14, 2022
    Replying to @Popeska @elonmusk and @sampullara
    Someone needs to draw User <==1 req==> Server <==1000 reqs==> Microservices on the whiteboard for him.
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    Zach Holman
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    Sep 11, 2024
    Replying to @devahaz
    the ketamine hitting hard tonight
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    Zach Holman
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    Jan 20, 2022
    Replying to @premium
    rad, now add a listing of the climate impact of each nft on the details screen too
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    Zach Holman
    @holman
    Dec 24, 2016
    Replying to @GOP_Left_Me and @realDonaldTrump
    i don’t think there are any specific metrics that support obama “ruining the country”, sorry try again
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    Zach Holman
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    Apr 4, 2018
    Companies who have dropped their production database because they accidentally ran code in the wrong environment: Amazon, DigitalOcean, GitHub, GitLab, Travis… the list goes on. Just a reminder that “smarter” people than you still make those “basic mistakes”. And that’s okay.
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    Zach Holman
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    Mar 5, 2016
    when you're trying to learn a new programming language for the first time
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    Zach Holman
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    Apr 28, 2018
    1. Try something new 2. Read all the advice from experts 3. Nod and say “sure, no problem” 4. Make all the mistakes anyway 5. Finally understand for yourself what that advice really meant 6. Advise beginners not to do that thing 7. Repeat
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    Zach Holman
    @holman
    Dec 24, 2016
    Replying to @GOP_Left_Me and @realDonaldTrump
    ha i think he’s bonkers, but he’s peotus so it’s worthwhile to see what he’s fetishizing at the current moment
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    Zach Holman
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    Jan 11, 2018
    Was talking recently with a friend about how hard it is to write blog posts and give talks these days. The longer you’re in the tech industry the more your opinions end up being “well it depends” and “I’m not sure”. These don’t quite make for good blog posts, hah.