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Kylie Robison
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Kylie Robison
@kyliebytes
take it easy dude, but take it • writing @corememory • robison (rah-beh-son) not robinson • signal @ kylie.111
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Joined February 2011
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Jun 19
    i unfortunately tarnished ashlee's innocent love of meta raybans with my extremely online knowledge
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Jun 5, 2025
    can u imagine if likes were still public rn
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Jul 19, 2024
    crowdstrike mood board 🫧𓇼𓏲*ੈ✩‧₊˚🎐
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Nov 13, 2024
    i got lost and locked in a stairwell at the NYC office and all i can think about is this meme while i wait for someone to save me
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Nov 12, 2025
    wrong
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    foks
    @ExaltedFoks
    Nov 11, 2025
    You absolutely must become post-laptop. Everything of value can be accomplished on your phone
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Jan 23, 2023
    an uwu trans polyam anarchist hacking their way into the united state’s no fly list and blogging it on their super cute website at (name) dot crime dot gay is the most biblically accurate depiction of hacking that i’ve seen in the 21st century
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Jun 5, 2024
    there is absolutely zero way you can predict how this video ends
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Apr 12, 2024
    me: social media is rotting our brains its a net negative for the world also me: :) dancing bears
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Apr 2, 2025
    how it feels to watch the economy collapse through memes on twitter
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Jul 14, 2025
    opening my work laptop after 10 days off
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Sep 6, 2024
    the kids are on tiktok romanticizing MGMT and being a college student in 2006, just thought i'd let yall know
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Apr 29, 2025
    No, I 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 get it. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺? You're 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 this update, girl.
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    Sam Altman
    OpenAI
    @sama
    Apr 29, 2025
    Replying to @sama
    we started rolling back the latest update to GPT-4o last night it's now 100% rolled back for free users and we'll update again when it's finished for paid users, hopefully later today we're working on additional fixes to model personality and will share more in the coming days
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    May 8, 2025
    Replying to @jasminericegirl
    perfect time for me to break out my favorite post ever (good luck!!!)
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    Kylie Robison
    @kyliebytes
    Sep 26, 2025
    told my dentist im losing my insurance in less than a week and they did backflips to get me in before the cut off. Joel A McFaul & Betty Wong, DDS i would cross oceans for u
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