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MJ
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MJ
@morganisawizard
outdoor person. really good tweets.
Denver, CO
instagram.com/morganisawizard
Born August 2
Joined March 2014
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    MJ
    @morganisawizard
    Mar 30
    sometimes you just have to face claustrophobia head on
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    MJ
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    Aug 8, 2024
    you don’t actually have to respect all cultures
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    Visegrád 24
    @visegrad24
    Aug 7, 2024
    BREAKING: Iraq’s Parliament takes the first step to lower the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9. The new personal status law being discussed is based on Sharia Law.
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    MJ
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    Dec 29, 2024
    this account had ONE JOB
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    MJ
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    Jun 11, 2024
    not defending hobby horse girls, but you have to admit this is ABSURD
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    Collin Rugg
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    Jun 9, 2024
    TikTok horse girl who competes in "hobbyhorsing" is slamming critics who tell her that riding a fake horse is not a real sport. This may be the funniest thing I've seen all month. The wood stick horse rider posted a video of herself panting and hyperventilating after
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    MJ
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    Oct 21, 2024
    it’s crazy watching people debate whether they’ll split bills 50-50 when they’re married, or split proportional to income. what happened to two becoming one and married couples pooling their salaries into a shared household income? is this no longer the norm?
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    MJ
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    Sep 5, 2025
    aesthetics aside, this is the male version of a high-maintenance woman. your life will revolve around his gym schedule, and he will try to order 8 chicken breasts at dinner with your parents.
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    Michael Druggan
    @Michael_Druggan
    Sep 2, 2025
    Replying to @apralky
    I spent 14 years of bodybuilding to look like this. The girl I'm in love with is dating a guy who can't bench 135lb. He's not even rich. Kill me now.
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    MJ
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    Jan 31, 2025
    no straight man has ever thought “she’d look better if she had her buccal fat removed.” in fact, no straight man even knows what buccal fat is.
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    MJ
    @morganisawizard
    Jul 23, 2025
    this is straight up demonic. absolutely no one should be allowed to create public profiles about you to crowdsource your deeply personal information and dating history.
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    FearBuck
    @FearedBuck
    Jul 22, 2025
    Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
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    MJ
    @morganisawizard
    Jun 27, 2024
    my 2024 debate drinking game, enjoy:
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    MJ
    @morganisawizard
    Nov 18, 2024
    you don’t actually have to respect all cultures
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    MJ
    @morganisawizard
    Sep 17, 2025
    this site never fails to deliver
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    MJ
    @morganisawizard
    Feb 3, 2020
    it’s not the NFL’s job to cater their programs to your children, it’s your job as a parent to decide if you’ll let them watch it.
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    MJ
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    Aug 5, 2024
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    MJ
    @morganisawizard
    Sep 16, 2017
    Twitter really needs to chill with the blue check. You're making vegan enthusiast Pam with 2k followers think she's a foreign policy expert.

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