Orbama: Let me be sphere
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2 bit himborb, cofounder @ vibecamp, hwo
nyc babyyy
Joined August 2010
- my name is will stancil and i can be found at all hours in my apartment the door is unlockedThis post is unavailable.
- flirting a bit w my seat neighbor at this wedding and she suddenly says "wow you mask really well" like damn wtf bro how'd you clock me
- women will never understand what it's like to get free drinks from the bartender just for being a fun guy to talk to
- Replying to @1thousandfaces_yo this is crazy, this version is out of print rn too lmao
- a girlfriend is just an extremely controlling, neurotic, abusive mother that you choose
- men adopt dogs when they're single to experience being loved white women adopt dogs when they're single to *violently pulled off stage*
