We're being taken for absolute mugs. Our parents, our kids, our carers, our health workers, every one of us. It's such a sad day.
- The most magical, joyful day on Saturday with my beautiful wife @ingridoliver100. Surrounded by wonderful friends and family, a day full of love and laughter. We're so, so happy ❤️❤️❤️
- If you can't do your job without bullying people then you can't do your job.
- I try not to tweet political opinions, but as it’s my birthday allow me just one. The Tories do want to sell off the NHS. Not in one go, just bit by bit until it’s unrecognisable. You’ll turn up one day and there will be a priority waiting room. They’ve always been open about it.
- Over 15 years producing '8 Out Of 10 Cats' Sean Lock made me laugh so much and so often. A unique and brilliant comic voice. Love to his family and his many friends #RIPSean
- This is pathetic for so many reasons.Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - BBC statement bbc.in/3mJW3Up
- After four months of not being able to go to the pub, it's been so lovely, finally, to not go to the pub out of choice.
- A woman on 'Deal Or No Deal' told us she needed £15k for IVF treatment. George Michael secretly phoned the next day and gave her the £15k.
- I see Amazon boss Jeff Bezos’ wife is leaving him. With a neighbour, presumably.
- Gavin Williamson live on BBC Breakfast right now. Or, as he calls it, DDE Breakfast.
- Just explained to a delighted American that we call ‘crosswalks’ ‘zebra crossings’. Then she asked what we call ‘crossing guards’, and I said ‘lollipop ladies’ and now she thinks I’ve just made the whole thing up.
- Refusing to believe anything you're told, doesn't make you cleverer than the rest of us. Recognising the times when you are actually being told the truth is a crucial skill.
- This government U turn was originally a B turn.
