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Sam Morril
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Sam Morril
@sammorril
Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: punchup.live/sammorril/tick…
New York City
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Joined December 2008
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Jul 9, 2024
    New special now on Prime Video
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Aug 29, 2024
    She looks at her 7th bedroom, “Ben used to hide here.”
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    New York Post
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    Aug 29, 2024
    Jennifer Lopez isn’t comfortable living in $68M mansion she shared with Ben Affleck: ‘Too many memories’ trib.al/q8MB8zp
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Jan 14, 2024
    I haven’t seen Jerry Jones this upset since they passed the Civil Rights Act
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Jan 21, 2025
    Guys, it’s day 1 of 4 years. Don’t react to every little…wait, was that a Nazi salute?
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Mar 28, 2022
    Jussie Smollett is saying Will Smith hit him too
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Jan 29, 2024
    Dan Campbell drawing an 18 in blackjack: “hit me.”
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Apr 11, 2024
    OJ lied?
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    New York Post
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    Apr 11, 2024
    OJ Simpson assured fans he was in good health in final video before cancer death trib.al/HhWepxu
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Apr 6, 2020
    Feels like we are all in prison but the prison in Goodfellas where you can still make pasta
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Dec 9, 2024
    “Yes, I represent Luigi Mangione.”
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Mar 28, 2022
    Will Smith just won an award for being the best actor, but he couldn’t act like a human being during a joke.
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Dec 1, 2022
    The guy who mocked the Sandy Hook victims families thinks Kanye is going too far
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    Sam Morril
    @sammorril
    Sep 3, 2023
    Being trapped at Burning Man seems almost as bad as being trapped in a conversation with someone who went to Burning Man
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    Sam Morril
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    Jan 29, 2025
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    Sam Morril
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    May 6, 2023
    George Lucas has seen Star Wars and he’s a billionaire
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    Andrew Tate
    THE WAR ROOM
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    May 5, 2023
    Never seen Star Wars. None of them. Never will. “Omg you’re missing out” Maybe. You’re missing out on being a multi-millionaire. Keep your movie.
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