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Professor Satoshi.🕯️
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Mar 31
    Plow every single dollar you have saved up now into $LIT. All of it At .82. Turn your news scrapers on. GLighter. It’s time.
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Mar 31
    I’m gone for my 31st birthday and what have you guys done to LIT?!? Send $LIT back to the 3 fig mark IMMEDIATELY. $3.00 (3 figs) LONG AND STRONG.
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    May 10, 2025
    Joe Wang short Citrini short Lekker capital short All Kobessei letter subs short Forward guidance listeners short Paul tudor Jones short Stanley Druckenmiller short Point 72 short Morgan Stanley short Goldman short Retail won.
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Sep 22, 2025
    >> Be Vlad >> Graduate Harvard in 5 semesters at 18 years old >> Become a PM at the age of 20 >> Work at Citadel HFT >> Build Addepar to $200B in assets >> Advise Robinhood during their early days >> Get into AI in 2012 before AI became a thing >> Build the first zero fee perp
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Feb 3, 2025
    I swear to god Bluntz will go from "3 year bear market is starting" to "Yep this is exactly what i was waiting for the abc classic correction for a wave 8 up to $300k on $BTC. Don't tell me you got shaken out bro. You didn't count the elliot waves? C'mon man this shit is
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Apr 15, 2025
    Explaining to the trading GC why I bought $ETH calls
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Aug 2, 2024
    Things I learned this year: 1. Do not work with European devs 2. American teammates have in general more grit + determination + willingness to help 3. Asian teammates do not stop working. Work is their culture 4. A team needs to be one cohesive unit for success 5. Be careful of
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Apr 2, 2025
    Trump: We will bring in $700 billion in revenue over the course of 1 year with these tariffs. S&P500 and Nasdaq are down 4 trillion dollars in 5 minutes
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Mar 18, 2025
    Not good when he's posting stuff like this imo. Equivalent of dev team checking price and commenting on price.
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Jun 6, 2023
    Replying to @GenslerArchive @GaryGensler and 2 others
    Gary, you're not protecting investors here. Coinbase is already a public company and has gone through the processes the SEC set forth to get there. Additionally, the SEC created listing procedures for the coins you deem securities. If anything the negligence is on you and the SEC
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Sep 26, 2025
    I'm doing a $10,000 giveaway to the Lighter 🕯️community. This community has been nothing but good vibes from day 1. - 2 OG's who have 🕯️in their name right now (I took a snapshot of my followers) will get $3,000 - If you don't have 🕯️add it now so I know you are a trader on
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    @hansolar21
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @mattbcapital @satoshiheist and 2 others
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Oct 15, 2025
    The CEO of @Lighter_xyz just did an interview in Russian. I took the transcript from YouTube and asked ChatGPT to summarize it. There's some key points here not mentioned in English speaking spaces or interviews previously. 1. Security (2FA): Optional 2-factor for withdrawals is
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Sep 8, 2025
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    Yes, Lighter Points Can Be Over $100 Each
    This analysis aims to be brief and as accurate as my TVL forecast model: Crypto markets are highly speculative in nature and this model involves assumptions, estimations, and other variables. This...
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Oct 30, 2025
    Lighter ~40+ dev team is starting to show what it is capable of. Less than 48H ago a spam bot tried to take down Lighter and today team shipped forex. 1. Crypto perps 2. Commodities (gold) 3. Forex - launched today! 4. Spot (soon - next week 🕯️) 5. Prediction markets (Q2 2026
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    Lighter
    @Lighter_xyz
    Oct 30, 2025
    FX trading now available on Lighter! You can now trade the following perps with up to 25x leverage: - GBP/USD - EUR/USD - USD/CHF - USD/CAD - USD/JPY
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    Professor Satoshi.🕯️
    @satoshiheist
    Oct 21, 2025
    Vitalik and @Lighter_xyz It's official Lighter is the official Perp Dex of Ethereum.. and soon it will be much more than perps as we saw RWA launch yesterday. Options.. prediction markets.. spot.. 🕯️
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    @VitalikButerin
    Oct 21, 2025
    I really appreciate both @sandeepnailwal's personal contributions and @0xPolygon's immensely valuable role in the ethereum ecosystem. To recap: * Polygon hosts @Polymarket, which is probably the single most successful example of a "not just boring finance" app that has actually
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