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Nick Huber
@sweatystartup
I buy real estate and start companies. Owner of Somewhere.com, Bolt Storage, R.E. Cost Seg and more.
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    Nick Huber
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    Sep 25, 2025
    People think a worldwide team = $4 / hr assistants who can barely speak english. THEY COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG. I am building executive teams for 80% cheaper than hiring Americans. Sales Director. COO. Developers. Operations Managers. Head of Finance. The world is your oyster.
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    Nick Huber
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    May 25, 2024
    Bachelor party update: My dad just had rotator cuff surgery and so we picked a low key activity where he wouldn’t get hurt. He was supposed to sit and drink beer. He insisted on playing. This was his first ball. Back to the orthopedic surgeon 💪🏻🤞
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    Nick Huber
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    Aug 2, 2024
    This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn’t buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well.
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    Nick Huber
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    Mar 31, 2024
    The most selfish thing you can do is plan an international wedding. Putting your 84 year old grandma on a 14 hour flight and making your family burn 6 vacation days and 2 months pay to see you get married is a vibe.
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    Nick Huber
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    May 16, 2024
    I quit alcohol for 6 weeks. I noticed nothing. Only less time with friends, laughter, less vibrant conversation. Went home earlier. Said no to more social things. Started drinking casually again. All those things returned.
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    Nick Huber
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    Nov 18, 2022
    BREAKING: Musk is now running Twitter with less than 50 key employees, down for 7,500 at its peak. “Everything is normal, we may be profitable soon.” He says.
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    Nick Huber
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    Jul 30, 2023
    My high school girlfriend dumped me because I was mowing lawns and found another guy who got a job at Abercrombie. I made about 10x the money he did back then. They went on to get married. He went on to found a hedge fund & makes 5x the money I do now. She made the right call.
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    Nick Huber
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    Jan 3, 2021
    I’ve gotten a lot of bad advice in my career and I see even more of it here on Twitter. Time for a stiff drink and some truth you probably dont want to hear. 👇👇
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    Nick Huber
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    Jul 10, 2023
    18 yr old who has never earned $1 and doesn’t know how to do their own laundry: Bank: here’s a $200k loan to attend Emerson, die your hair and study gender. 25 yr old trade school grad, makes $150 an hr, wants to buy a equipment for his plumbing co: Bank: too risky. Declined.
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    Nick Huber
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    Nov 25, 2022
    The world is run by C students.
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    Nick Huber
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    Oct 3, 2024
    Starlink is saving lives right now in NC. Elon deserves a Nobel Prize.
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    Nick Huber
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    Apr 16, 2024
    Caitlin Clark about to get PAID! (like an accounting major who graduated with straight Bs from Lehigh working a job for a mid sized company in Cincinnati)
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    Nick Huber
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    Oct 11, 2024
    Travel sports. The largest drain on middle class finances in the history of the world. It’s a sad deal.
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    Nick Huber
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    Feb 24, 2024
    Women will never understand what modern men endure to bring a baby into this world.
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