My mother used Snapchat for exactly one month but a glorious month it was.
Deep Space Fine
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Deep Space Fine
@thisismewhatevs
Three six nine, Deep Space Fine, hopping through that wormhole one more time 🖖 Name's Genevieve🖖I know more about Trek than you, Fuck All Cops, 30, She/Her
Charm City
Joined August 2016
- Friendly Reminder: Countries The United States is allowed to make fun of: England Countries England is allowed to make fun of: Literally none of them
- "Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?" Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.
- My dad taught highschool for 40 years and his vice principal was constantly writing him up for not enforcing the dress code. His response was always "I'm actually not going to inspect a bunch of teenage girls to see if they are exposing too much skin that's creepy as fuck"
- My favorite version of "studio execs learn the wrong lesson" was when Disney saw the success of Pirates of the Caribbean and thought "yes! The people clammer for movies based on Disneyland rides!"
- If a teenager comes to your house to ask for candy on Halloween you can just give them the candy because being a teenager is really fuckig hard and you literally bought the candy to hand it out to people.
- For context this time last year I was arrested in this location by Capitol Police for reading a copy of the US Constitution out loud with five old ladies.They breached the Capitol
00:00 - Annual discussions of How The Grinch Stole Christmas fascinate me because almost none of it focuses on the actual moral or ending.
- Men not getting the Barbie Movie PR is so fucking funny
- The great thing about Philadelphia is you literally can't insult them. They take any attempt at insult as either a compliment or an offer to fight which is also a compliment in Philly.
- Barbie Movie discourse is fasinating because it's a near universal experience/brand for anyone who was raised as a girl in the US but has, until now, almost zero acknowledgement in culture for adults so tons of men have only a vague notion of what Barbie is.
- I just received a letter I need to carry on my person at all times designating me an essential worker to present at military checkpoints and to police on my commute. I am a waitress.
