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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: [email protected]
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Sep 30, 2025
    honestly this is so evil - sell you a smart fridge - omg cute it can show photos and leave lil notes uwu ~ waits a year ~ - fridge starts showing ads for mcdonalds you can’t get rid of
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    Dexerto
    @Dexerto
    Sep 30, 2025
    Samsung confirmed they’re testing ads on their $1,800+ smart fridge screens in the US
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Jan 13, 2019
    why the fuck doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart
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    The Verge
    @verge
    Jan 13, 2019
    Samsung’s new fridge will ping your phone if you leave the door open theverge.com/2019/1/7/18169…
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Oct 4, 2025
    not sure what’s funnier: the AI snooping gadget not having an off button OR the AI quarantine box
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    malone
    @malonehedges
    Oct 3, 2025
    HOW DO I TURN IT OFF @AviSchiffmann
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Oct 21, 2025
    I genuinely cannot believe a BED stops working because of an amazon outage. the jokes are literally writing themselves.
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    Matteo Franceschetti
    Eight Sleep
    @m_franceschetti
    Oct 20, 2025
    The AWS outage has impacted some of our users since last night, disrupting their sleep. That is not the experience we want to provide and I want to apologize for it. We are taking two main actions: 1) We are restoring all the features as AWS comes back. All devices are currently
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Oct 21, 2025
    hahahaha the bed sends 16gb of data a month oh god
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    Michael Zimmermann
    @zimm3rmann
    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @m_franceschetti
    Is 16+gb/mo a normal amount of telemetry? Can you not do any local compute of “get hot” or “get cold” with a multi core processor and multiple gigabytes of memory? Can’t just repeat the previous nights settings? It’s bad enough that you slapped a $200/yr subscription on things,
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Dec 23, 2018
    1) don't buy it 2) there is no 2
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    Mental Floss
    @mental_floss
    Dec 22, 2018
    How to Prevent Your Alexa Device From Recording Your Private Conversations— bit.ly/2S8JWvS
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Feb 18, 2019
    humanity is doomed
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    George Kedenburg III
    @GK3
    Feb 17, 2019
    i just had to download a software update for my shoes which are now getting a charge on their USB-C wireless charging mat we’re living in the future!!! 🤯
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Feb 25, 2019
    "the sneaker can’t be tightened or properly worn" because there's a bug in an update what a time to be alive
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    Nike says it’s “actively working” to fix its broken smart sneakers
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Sep 9, 2017
    whoever said html never killed anyone was wrong
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Apr 16, 2018
    "how many servers could it take to turn on a light bulb lol" Philips: hold my beer
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Feb 25, 2020
    ...absolutely not
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Mar 24, 2019
    F u c k T h I s
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    Matthew Brennan
    @mbrennanchina
    Mar 24, 2019
    Wow! China Airport face recognition systems to help you check your flight status and find the way to your gate. Note I did not input anything, it accurately identified my full flight information from my face!
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Mar 26, 2019
    hey so these things called keys are good and fast
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    Alex Barredo 📉
    @somospostpc
    Mar 26, 2019
    Unlocking your €100,000 car is now easier than ever
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    Internet of Shit
    @internetofshit
    Oct 8, 2018
    ✔️ loses the data of hundreds of millions of people ✔️ ruins a few elections ✔️ data breach lets anyone into millions of people's accounts ✔️ still wants to put a online webcam in your kitchen
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    Meta
    @Meta
    Oct 8, 2018
    Today we're excited to introduce @PortalFacebook to everyone. Come say hi and check out portal.facebook.com to learn more.
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