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Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 17, 2026

Paxton is Yet Another GOP Crook

Might ask him how a guy who has been a public servant manages to amass a real estate portfolio of eleven residential propertes in several states worth over $7 mil.

Lost His Cabbage

So let me be sure I understand it:

When Trump is president, the presidential elections are rigged.

When he's not president, the elections are fair.

Seems to require an easy fix: Remove his fat orange ass.

(Huge nothingburger.)

Because It's Friday

Czech steam:

Thursday, July 16, 2026

The Murdering ICE Bastard of Maine

Initial reports were that the killer had been a VA cop. Those reports were not complete.

The federal immigration agent who shot and killed a 26-year-old Colombian man in Biddeford has been identified as David Michael Brouillette.

If you read between the lines of the story, it becomes clear that Brouillette is the sort of clown who hops from one job to another. That's indicative of a guy who keeps getting into trouble, often for excessive use of force, and he quits ahead of being dsciplined and losing his POST certificate (or whatever they call it in Maine).

In short, he's just the kind of cop ICE wants to hire: Barely qualified, mentally unstable, and prone to shooting people on a whim.

Teching These Down, Here

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Hegseth Promotes Gender-Affirming Care for Men

Besides being a bitter bigot who blames women and minorities for his own failures[1], he's also a weird-ass pervert who is pushing quack medicine on the troops.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that he is rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops, calling it necessary to allow them to operate at their “absolute best.”

The screenings will be conducted annually as part of service members’ required medical screenings for those 30 and older, he said. Troops under 30 can volunteer to be tested. In a video on social media, Hegseth said receiving testosterone replacement therapy would be voluntary
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Sure, it'll be voluntary, as in "we'll medically separate you from the service if you don't take the pills/shots." This is coming from a clown whose very first move as SecDef was to put a makeup studio next to his office.
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[1] Hegseth was allegedly separated from the Army because of, shall we say, substance abuse issues. But it would seem that he blames women and minorities for the apparent reality that the Army was less than willing to keep a drunken O-4 on the job.

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

It Won't Be Ruined When You Spit On It.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent proudly showed Fox’s Jesse Watters a new $ 1 coin — complete with President Donald Trump‘s face on it.

In an interview from the Treasurer’s Office that aired Monday night, Bessent gave Watters a glimpse at the currency changes underway to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary. Among those changes are new paper currency touting Trump and Bessent’s signatures and the $1 coins with Trump’s headshot
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There is something deeply wrong with Trump that he has to have his ugly puss and his name on everything.

He defiles everything he touches.

Wishing These Down, Here

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And bless your heart.

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This person needs some serious professional help:
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The Strait is Closed

And this is why.

A very short take: On any chartered ship, the vessel's insurers, the terms of the charter and the say of the ship's master control. None of them answer to the Senile Orange Fat Traitor.

Aux barricades, mes amis !

Today is Bastille Day, the French National Day.

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A version that is more familiar to American audiences:



Allons enfants de la Patrie
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé
Entendez-vous dans nos campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras.
Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes !

Aux armes citoyens
Formez vos bataillons
Marchons, marchons
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons

(Full translation, which makes The Star-Spangled Banner look pacifistic.)

The Bastille was torn down very soon afterwards. Very little of it survives. The key to the fortress was given by Marquis de Lafayette to President Washington. It is on display at Mount Vernon.

And next year, we may have to do this for reals.