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Tiger Woods Scandal - "Golfer Masters Infidelity: Hole-in-One Marriage Collapse" Tiger's swing on the golf course was always accurate, but... In 2009,

Marxist Uprising Engulfs Chuck Schumer’s Home: “Not Communist Enough,” They Chant Is Schumer Safe? Police Overwhelmed as Revolutionary Purity Tests Hit the

State official demonstrates exceptional resilience and parking garage familiarity to cabinet position Unconventional Parking Garage Background Brings Fresh Perspective to State

City government declares war on itself through bureaucratic mechanism that increases inefficiency Governmental Entity Declares War on Its Own Operating Procedures

Cyclical spending pattern addresses issues caused by previous expenditure through additional expenditure Governmental Spending Loop Perpetuates Through Continuous Problem-Creation and Ongoing

Single incident of punctuality becomes citywide news story and union negotiating point Unprecedented Achievement Transforms Transit System Understanding and Expectations Subway conductor

City council criminalizes housing insecurity rather than addressing underlying economic conditions Legislative Approach Redefines Social Problem Through Criminalization Rather Than Intervention New

Department creates congestion by prohibiting vehicle access rather than improving infrastructure capacity Counter-Intuitive Traffic Solution Creates Predictable and Foreseeable Consequences New York

State government hires consulting firm to evaluate consulting firm necessity in state government Recursive Consulting Creates Self-Justifying Administrative Structure and Spending New

Education officials declare achievement by changing definition of success mid-year Achievement Redefinition Creates Instantaneous Test Score Improvement Through Measurement Change New York

MTA celebrates achievement as transit infrastructure becomes preserved historical artifact Transit Authority Recognizes Achievement in Infrastructure Stasis and Historical Preservation The Metropolitan

The listing photos used a wide-angle lens and, reportedly, hope A Manhattan real estate listing describing a studio apartment as “cozy

The experience reportedly includes oat milk foam art and a moment of quiet judgment from the barista A Williamsburg coffee shop

Elmo, Spider-Man, and a slightly off-brand Minnie Mouse are reportedly united on this one A coalition representing Times Square’s costumed street

The bartender insists it hits different up here, which is technically true, given the elevation A Midtown rooftop bar has introduced

Neighbors say his platform of “sitting on the register” resonated deeply A beloved bodega cat named Biscuit was informally elected to

Investors call the app “disruptive”; longtime residents call it “the block” A New York startup has raised four million dollars in

The best man reportedly called it “a betrayal the Bronx will not soon forget” A Staten Island wedding reception briefly descended

Officials call the honor “long overdue”; the honoree calls it “nice, but not what I asked for” The City Council spent

Building staff say the resident exists “in theory, and in a growing pile of cardboard” The doorman of a Upper West

Officials say the second avenue extension is “close,” a word engineers now define loosely The Metropolitan Transportation Authority confirmed Wednesday that

Fun or Flight: New Science Says Your Relationship Needs More Pranks, Less Talking Relationship experts now say that if you're not

Proposal splits council along unexpected lines, several members cite ‘genuine cultural significance’ The New York City Council spent a portion of

Building management considering commemorative plaque near the site of the historic exchange Residents of a Murray Hill apartment building are still

Therapist confirms this is technically within the range of normal but ‘concerning long-term’ A lifelong Yankees fan from Staten Island has

Regulars describe the increase as ‘expected but still somehow devastating’ A beloved Upper West Side deli raised the price of its

Local birdwatchers confirm the raptor has ‘better name recognition’ than several elected officials A red-tailed hawk that has nested in Central

Menu description reportedly longer than some short stories, customers reportedly still ordering it A Williamsburg coffee shop has introduced a fourteen

Transit officials say the twenty-minute wait between trains is ‘an opportunity for personal growth’ The Metropolitan Transportation Authority unveiled a new

Write-in campaign succeeds after residents cite ‘consistent attendance and general vibes’ A community board seat in Brooklyn was filled this week

Realtor confirms sighting but warns listing may have already been claimed by someone’s cousin A rent stabilized apartment was reportedly spotted

Understudy Elmo describes the pressure as ‘immense,’ tourists reportedly unable to tell the difference A costumed Elmo performer who has worked