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Marxist Uprising Engulfs Chuck Schumer’s Home: “Not Communist Enough,” They Chant Is Schumer Safe? Police Overwhelmed as Revolutionary Purity Tests Hit the

Schumer Promises a "Dancing" Return of the Democratic Party: The Solution to Everything is the Hustle The Political Party is Now

Trump Demands Recount After Losing Checkers Game to 8-Year-Old A Game of Kings, Pawns, and Tiny Tyrants In what can only be

​Beijing Braces for Trump-Xi Summit: China Deploys Emotional Support Pandas, Prepares for Great Wall vs. Border Wall Debate BEIJING- In a

The Spy Who Came in from the Screen: Spy Fiction Is Real... How Fictional Espionage Leaked into Reality and Nobody Noticed

Wichita Falls: Four Angry Marxists and a Tumbleweed The Great Wichita Falls Socialist Rally WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS — In what experts are

O Cinema: Miami's Premier Non-Profit, Foreign Agent, and Purveyor of Propaganda In a city renowned for its vibrant culture and sun-soaked

Marxists Are Not Handling Trump Wins Well, and It’s Hilarious The scene is always the same. A Republican-backed candidate wins, and

Klobuchar to Farmers: "Control Your President or Kiss the Farm Bill Goodbye" The Farm Bill Has Gone Missing, and Washington Has

The Great Congressional Vanishing Act: Who Misses One When They All Have Dementia? The Disappearance No One Noticed Washington, D.C. is a

The Ultimate Showdown: Marcos vs. Duterte in the Political Cage Match of the Century The Tale of Two Dynasties In the vibrant

NASA’s Ultimate Layover: Astronauts Stranded in Space Due to ‘Unexpected Delays’ Welcome to the Most Exclusive Long-Term Stay Hotel—Orbiting Earth! It was

The Perpetual Government Shutdown: A  Exploration of a Nation Running on 'Essential' Services Alone Abstract: This piece delves into the hypothetical

Chuck Schumer’s Master Plan: SHUT IT DOWN!!! Accidentally Giving Libertarians Everything They Ever Wanted Ah yes, Chuck Schumer, the man who wakes

Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg: The Marxist Maestros of Daytime TV Face the Firing Squad In a shocking turn of politics

Elon Musk's Worst Day Ever: A Stock Crash, a Cyberattack, and a Memoir Written in Meme Format The Rise and Fall

Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that

The Great Columbia Library Liberation: A Saga of Revolutionary Cosplay Once in a generation, a movement rises that reshapes the very

Biden Declined Musk's Astronaut Rescue Mission Political Calculations, Space Adventures, and the New Frontier of Election Year Strategy In an unexpected twist,

Study Confirms: Americans Have Grown 0.8% Dumber Every Year Since WWII—And We Have the Proof Experts have long suspected that Americans

Donald Trump's ‘Gold Card’ Immigration Plan: Citizenship for the Right Price A New Era in American Immigration Policy In a groundbreaking shift

Elon Musk Outs Lazy Federal Workers Who Can’t Even Write Three Bullet Points Millions in Wages for People Who Can't Click

John Oliver Declares Himself the Sole Intellectual Authority of Facebook John Oliver  Demands All Other Opinions Be Removed Because if you're not

In a recent analysis, USA Today unveiled a comprehensive map detailing the balance of federal funding across states. The report

Outrage Erupts Over His Audacious Commitment to Being Male By Buckley Faye and Betty Blowtorch, Reporting for Bohiney.com It’s official: Women across

The Unofficial Minister of Political Censorship The Rise of the AI Speech Police In a world where artificial intelligence was supposed to

Trump's DOGE Dividend Plan: A New Era of Government 'Efficiency' A $5,000 Surprise: The DOGE Dividend Arrival Imagine this: You're sifting through

There Is Nothing Claudia Sheinbaum Can Do to Stop the U.S. Military from Killing Drug Runners Claudia Sheinbaum: A Tale of

The Trump Chronicles Trump Trolls the Left: A Dive into the World of Unfiltered Quips In the grand theater of American politics,

Elon Musk’s Brain Is Full of 1970s Media and Technology How One Man’s Mind Became a Sci-Fi Storage Unit with a

Anne Marshall Resigns in Defeat: Couldn’t Keep Up With Musk’s 27-Hour Workdays Exhaustion, Confusion, and the Existential Dread of Working Near

Edward Coristine: ‘Smartest Man Alive’ Is a 19-Year-Old Who Allegedly Built the Hacker Underground Edward Coristine: The Teenage Genius Who Even