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STRESS
Slang

STRESS

Alan NafzgerJune 2, 2025

STRESS | Noun / Verb | Emotional Overload / Social Pressure

PIPING HOT
Slang

PIPING HOT

Alan NafzgerMay 11, 2025

PIPING HOT | Adjectival Phrase | Temperature Idiom / Freshness

PECKISH
Slang

PECKISH

Alan NafzgerMay 10, 2025

PECKISH | Adjective | Mild Hunger / Understatement Culture

BONKERS
Slang

BONKERS

Alan NafzgerMay 6, 2025

BONKERS | Adjective | Mental State Descriptor

SLAG
Slang

SLAG

Alan NafzgerApril 19, 2025

SLAG | Noun / Verb | Insult

FIZZER
Slang

FIZZER

Alan NafzgerMarch 17, 2025

FIZZER | Noun | Failure / Disappointment

Plonker Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Plonker Meaning: British Slang Explained

Charlotte WhitmoreJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Plonker Meaning: British Slang Explained | What plonker means, where it came from, and why Del Boy made it immortal

Numpty Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Numpty Meaning: British Slang Explained

Tinsel VandergraphJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Numpty Meaning: British Slang Explained | Scotland’s favourite word for a fool — what it means, where it came from, and how to use it

Pillock Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Pillock Meaning: British Slang Explained

Camden RoseJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Pillock Meaning: British Slang Explained | The northern English fool-word that punched its way into national vocabulary

Wally Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Wally Meaning: British Slang Explained

Tinsel VandergraphJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Wally Meaning: British Slang Explained | The harmless fool-word beloved by every generation since the 1960s

Muppet Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Muppet Meaning: British Slang Explained

Roper PenberthyJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Muppet Meaning: British Slang Explained | How the Henson characters became Britain’s go-to word for a fool

Git Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Git Meaning: British Slang Explained

Violet WoolfJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Git Meaning: British Slang Explained | One of Britain’s oldest surviving insults and still one of its most satisfying

Tosser Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Tosser Meaning: British Slang Explained

Vivienne PratfallJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Tosser Meaning: British Slang Explained | The British insult that says exactly what it implies and remains strangely polite about it

Berk Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Berk Meaning: British Slang Explained

Asha MwangiJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Berk Meaning: British Slang Explained | The surprisingly rude word that everyone uses in polite company without knowing it

Wazzock Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Wazzock Meaning: British Slang Explained

Emily CartwrightJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Wazzock Meaning: British Slang Explained | Yorkshire’s finest export in the field of mild abuse

Divvy Meaning: British Slang Explained
Slang

Divvy Meaning: British Slang Explained

JunglepussyJune 12, 2026March 1, 2025

Divvy Meaning: British Slang Explained | The Scouse fool-word that went national and still sounds like home

NICKED
Slang

NICKED

Alan NafzgerFebruary 16, 2025

NICKED | Verb (Past Tense) | Arrest / Theft

TATTY
Slang

TATTY

Tinsel VandergraphFebruary 13, 2025

TATTY | Adjective | Low Quality / Shabby Appearance

ENDS
Slang

ENDS

Alan NafzgerJanuary 18, 2025

ENDS | Noun (Plural Form) | Urban Identity

BODGE
Slang

BODGE

Alan NafzgerDecember 23, 2024

BODGE | Verb / Noun | Workmanship / Improvisation

PATTERN
Slang

PATTERN

Alan NafzgerDecember 16, 2024

PATTERN | Verb / Noun | Control / Problem-Solving / Social Agency

HELMET
Slang

HELMET

Alan NafzgerDecember 10, 2024

HELMET | Noun | Insult

BASH
Slang

BASH

Alan NafzgerOctober 28, 2024

BASH | Noun | Party / Informal Gathering

STONE THE CROWS
Slang

STONE THE CROWS

Alan NafzgerOctober 23, 2024

STONE THE CROWS | Exclamation | Surprise

PISS-TAKE
Slang

PISS-TAKE

Tinsel VandergraphSeptember 5, 2024

PISS-TAKE | Noun | Mockery

WALLY
Slang

WALLY

Alan NafzgerAugust 22, 2024

WALLY | Noun | Classic Foolishness / Light Insult

ITS GIVING
Slang

ITS GIVING

Alan NafzgerAugust 5, 2024

ITS GIVING | Phrase | Modern / Online Expression

RATTLED
Slang

RATTLED

Alan NafzgerJuly 30, 2024

RATTLED | Adjective | Anxiety / Emotional Disturbance

Ask For Janice London: The Farringdon Bar That Sounds Like A Safety Code
Slang

Ask For Janice London: The Farringdon Bar That Sounds Like A Safety Code

Mei Lin ChenJuly 21, 2024

Ask For Janice London: The Farringdon Bar That Sounds Like A Safety Code | Ask for Janice London is a laid-back Farringdon gin bar named after a Beastie Boys song – sharing plates, 40-plus gins, open late. The deadpan lowdown.

Search Engines Fail To Identify ‘Kris London,’ Return A DJ, A Café, A Brand, And A Cat
Slang

Search Engines Fail To Identify ‘Kris London,’ Return A DJ, A Café, A Brand, And A Cat

Yasmina KhanJuly 16, 2024

Search Engines Fail To Identify ‘Kris London,’ Return A DJ, A Café, A Brand, And A Cat | A London body reports the search ‘kris london’ is so vague algorithms cycle through a musician, a cafe, a streetwear label, and a cat. Mock-news.

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