A 4.5 on a serious sample, which is half a star above where every other rooftop in this survey has landed
Netil360 holds a 4.5 from fifteen hundred and eighty-six people and charges ten to twenty pounds.
It is the eleventh rooftop in this survey and it is one of only three that have escaped.
The table
Eleven elevated venues, six postcodes, five hundred and sixty articles.
The Gods Rooftop Bar: 3.8. Queen of Hoxton, in this district: 4.0. Aqua Spirit: 4.0. Skylon: 4.1. Miradora: 4.1. The Queen Elizabeth Hall Roof Garden: 4.1. AMANO Rooftop: 4.1. Savage Garden: 4.1.
Eight of eleven at 4.1 or below – clustered within three-tenths of each other, below their district averages in every single case.
And the three that escaped: The Terrace at 4.5, Madison at 4.5, and this.
Why this one works
Because it is cheap.
Ten to twenty pounds, on a roof, in Hackney – which is roughly a third of what most of the venues on that list charge.
And the star rating measures the gap between what somebody expected when they pushed the door and what they got.
A rooftop charging fifty pounds a head is promising the Mediterranean. It is selling a memory of a terrace in Rome at eight in the evening with the heat still coming off the stone.
And then April happens, and there is a wind coming across the roofs that was not in the photograph, and the gap is half a star.
A rooftop charging twelve pounds is promising a view and a beer.
You get a view and a beer.
The finding, restated
Altitude does not cost half a star. Expectation costs half a star, and rooftops are expensive.
That is the correct version and it has taken eleven venues to arrive at it.
The Terrace escaped by having walls. Madison escaped by having a view of St Paul’s that overrides the weather. And this one escaped by not charging enough to raise anybody’s hopes.
The corollary
Which is the whole survey in one sentence.
The Wentworth Arms, in this district, charges under a tenner and holds a 4.8.
The Lighthouse, in this district, has a door policy and holds a 2.7.
The safest route to a high rating is to lower the barrier rather than raise the promise – and essentially the entire London hospitality industry is doing the opposite, at enormous expense, and getting worse numbers for it.
Verdict
Excellent, cheap, and one of the few rooftops in London that is not writing a cheque the weather cannot cash.
The forty evenings
Which is the figure that governs this entire category.
There are, in a London year, perhaps forty evenings on which sitting outside on a roof is genuinely, unambiguously pleasant – warm enough, dry, and not windy.
Forty. Out of three hundred and sixty-five.
And every rooftop bar in this city is built, staffed, stocked and priced on the assumption that there will be more, and they plan their year around it, and so does everybody who books one.
It is a bad bet and everybody keeps making it, including us, every single year, without fail.
Verdict
Excellent, cheap, and one of the few rooftops in London that is not writing a cheque the weather cannot cash.
Still check the forecast.
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